“For anyone who knows that paying upfront doesn’t always get the job done right, the ‘Half-Assed Helper’ T-shirt brings humor to the world of work. Featuring ‘Pay someone upfront’ on the front and ‘If you want a half-assed job done’ on the back, this tee delivers a witty take on life’s little transactions. Made from soft, high-quality cotton, it’s great for everyday wear.”
Half-Assed Helper
$ 20 $ 24
Price Summary
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- Overall you save $ 4 (17%) on this product
“When upfront payment doesn’t guarantee quality—this tee tells the truth.”
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